Penis names

In my human reproduction class several weeks back, we had to come up with as many different names as we could for penis... here is what my class came up with...

cock, dick, pee-pee, weiner, wee-wee, dildo, the little friend, the 3rd leg, other hand, shaft, shlong, lizard, chicken, monster, family jewels, fireman, fire hose, hot dog, wang, dong, twig and nuts, twig and berries, trumpet, bazooka, snake, one-eyed monster, one eyed snake, johnson, wilson, pecker, shaft, boner, rod, crotch, fruuit bowl, putz, hard on, erection, beef, chile, sausage, pole, ding dong, tally-wacker, swipe, rope, thing, soldier, tree, pickle, lollipop, pipe, pogo stick, burrito, snickers, strudel, sword, cyclope, trouser snake, phallus, straw, ding-a-ling, schnuffer, peenie, piss pump, magic stcik, gun, big will, small soldier

We had to come up with as many names as we could for masturbation, breast, penis, oral sex, vagina, itnercourse, semen, and menstruation... my favorite for oral sex was Clinton and Lewinsky.