Wednesday, July 2, 2008

What I don't want to see

I log onto myspace this afternoon and all of my cousins have posted new status messages- cousins on my mom and dad's side of the family. Take a look at their status messages:

Newly discovered lesbian cousin: is pondering the possibilities. 7 minutes ago.
Mood: horny

13 year old cousin is thinking about stuff. 28 minutes ago.
Mood: horny

College grad cousin wants to go to disneyland with her baby 9 hours ago.
Mood: horny

I can deduce that I have horny female cousins.

I guess horniness runs in the family.

Mike's mood: Exhausted

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