My sister, dad, and I were all in the car getting groceries on Sunday. Sister was asking if my dad or me wanted to go to school for her.
Dad: What class?
Sis: Nanophysics theory (or something sciencey sounding with the word THEORY attached to it)
Dad: Are there any hot girls in the class?
Sis: Yes, and I sit next to one.
Dad: Do they look like inflatable tires?
Sis: That's so gross! EEEEEEEEEEW. So disgusting. So inhumane to women.
Dad: hahaha
Sis: (upset already for his previous comment) So will you go?
Dad: Um, I'll work on studying the girl.
Sis: You'd have to take notes.
Me: I only take notes on the truth. Professors talk and talk, but it is all just theory.
Sis: Yeah. You're graded on it, idiot.
Me: Until it is a fact I don't need to know it.
Sis: It is fact, idiot.
Me: You said it was a THEORY class.
Sis: It is theory. Theory is the truth. Theory is just another word for truth.
Dad: Theory is not the truth. Facts are truth. (Bunch of other clarification for my sister.) Theories have not been proven true.
Sis begins to cry, massive tears ensue, she is sobbing about us insulting her, her intelligence, her classes, her professors. That was deep.
9 comments:
Well . . . with regards to science, all of you are "technically" not quite correct.
There is little scientific "fact." Facts are immutable. Theories have not been proven false, and are generally assumed to be correct. Because science can only disprove in order to "prove," theories are hypotheses that have yet to be disproven.
So things like the theory of gravity, the theory of evolution, etc are all things that science has yet to disprove and thus thought of as correct. Theories can change and become tweaked with time and discovery.
"Theory" really is a misnomer. It's not truth per se (as your sister suggests) but rather truth as we currently know it. It's important to know the theory because it explains how things work as we currently know it. One could say all of medicine is theory, as there is far less "fact" than you'd think in medicine.
Why's your sister taking that class anyway? It sounds hard and not something she should skip, unless she has a fail wish. I'm glad your dad and you got a kick out of annoying your sister though. :P
You are allowed to take the place of a student?
I am sure your sister is manic depressive.
She's a little handful. Sobbing because you don't want to go to HER class. Wait until you won't go to work for her, then it'll get really deep.
Dude, what is wrong with your sister?
Aek: Oops. I should have known Mr. Science was going to read my blog. Well, I can't go back now and give my sister a little credit. It was interesting to learn what you had to say.
borg_queen: My sister always tries to get out of doing things and jokes someone can take her place.
MindofMine: Maybe she is... wouldn't surprise me.
closet: HAHAHA Your humor always amuses me.
James: I don't know, I only live with her.
you know how i feel about any sister posts. BLAH!!! UGHHH!!
ha
later.
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