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Dear Whitney Drolen and Elita Loresca,

First things first, I applaud you for both wearing suits and looking professional. My issue is your hair. Both of you, it is so flat and unflattering. Have you seen my dear Alysha on channel 7? She has style in her hair.




Love,

Mike

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Dear Sean Murphy,

Please, those Dockers look tacky. And again, put on your damn suit jacket. Do you even own one?

Thanks,

Mike



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Dear Ginger Chan,

I applaud your effort to try to be sexy while pregnant, but I'm not sure the bag look is working.

Love,

Mike



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Dear Dave Malkoff,

What the hell are you wearing? How did a producer let you on air wearing that? And why did you have to find your way on channel 5? I cringed everytime I saw you trying too hard on KCBS, and now here you are on KTLA. Please, invest in a suit and tie, a haircut, and subdue yourself; you're uncomfortable to watch.



Thanks,

Mike
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Dear Henry DiCarlo,

Babe, why didn't you take it all off? You had me going for a while... VERY HOT



Mike