Bagging on JLO's slow singing

99% of you probably don't care, and this won't make sense to you unless you lived in the LA area in the early-mid 90s, but this amused me today.

Scene: In my car, J-Lo's "My Love Don't Cost a Thing" comes on the radio

Dad: Who sings that?
Me: J-LO
Dad: oh

1 minute later...
Dad: She's sure taking a long time to sing that
Me: ok? haha
Dad: Who's that helicopter girl on channel 5 in Skycam 5?
Me: Ginger Chan?
Dad: No.
Me: Jessica Holmes?
Dad: Not that dimwit.
Me: Desiree Horton?
Dad: No, the cartwheel and teddy bear lady. (When the helicopter was refueling, they would often show her doing cartwheels on the ground at the airport; and she decorated the helicopter with teddy bears)
Me: Jennifer York?
Dad: Yes, whatever happened to her?
Me: I think I read in the LA Times she moved to Georgia or something to pursue music and works at a radio station.
Dad: Ginger Chan is the best thing since Jennifer York.
Me: Yes, she's good.
Dad: This song isn't over yet?
Me: No. It's probably 5 minutes.
Dad: Well, the reason I bring up Jennifer York is she could sing the song in half the time and sound twice as well.
Me: Ok... haha

Here's some Jennifer York... I remember watching this KTLA 2 1/2 year anniversary special in 1995 or so... lmao


Dimwit Jessica Holmes


And BTW, why is Ginger Chan not in the helicopter anymore? That's not cool...